My take on morning pages – 3 minutes stream of consciousness, no proof reading. Let’s go.

I am hella tired. Oh my goood soooo tire. Like a big sleepu baby. I did sleep like a baby and I wonder if I was a good baby when i was aslepp or slept well when I was a baby. i am so tired. I cant wait to be awake again. ilove being awake. Ouuuurghhhhh, what toast will i habe, probably the same with butter I wish I had jam. Jam woudl be great. maybe I’ll get some jam from teh shop, but what kind, mmmmmm strawberrry?> Who lknows. Jam is expensive? IO haven’t bought jam in yuears. I guess idont really like jam, otherwise I would buy it, i must be a massive LIAR heeheeheee I love lyig. Its so fun. Man. My typing is terrib,e. I used to be really food at touch typing, now look me. DISASTER. Maybe its thje posiition of mykeyboard, or maybe ot’s because Im do fucking TIRED!!!! wHO’S IUDEA WAS THIS TO BE IN THE MORNBING?!?!?!?!? I guess cause you your most unhyinged. If I was a hinge, I’d be an old creeky one from a chest. You never get chets anymore, eh? Wild. Urrrrrgh tiiiiiiiriied. What to hae.

OH THE ALARM! Wow. Well, that’s something!