It's just over a month until my return to the Glasgow International Comedy Festival with "Don't Talk To Me About Love" (Tuesday 21st March, 6:45pm, McChuills. Tickets here.) Prep is going well. Obviously. I'm amazing. But, it's Valentine's Day aka LOVE DAY. So I thought, fuck it. Let's talk about love. Love's alright, innit? Like, … Continue reading OK, FINE! Let’s talk about love.
The Alice Deejay Conundrum
The year was 1999. The threat of Y2K hung large in the air. Ross and Rachel got drunk and married in Las Vegas. The Blair Witch Project terrified audiences across the globe. And in the background, blaring out of every major radio station, Alice Deejay asked us: "Do you think you're better off alone?" Now, … Continue reading The Alice Deejay Conundrum
It's February: the most romantic month of the year. Hence, renaming it Februromantary, because it is as accurate as it is catchy. Before I continue, I'd just like to say thank you for all the kind words to me and my family regarding my sister's passing. It was a difficult time, but we're coping. Thanks … Continue reading Februromantary
Good news everyone- yer gurl is getting feelings again. I am no longer an emotionless robot. It is terrifying. One of my favourite quotes is from Chuck Palahniuk's book "Choke": "Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it. What would Jesus not do?" … Continue reading Feelings
Two days ago, I turned 31. But don't worry, I'm still ridiculously attractive. Honestly, what a babe. 30 was a weird year for me, very mixed feelings. However, in the last six months, things started to get better, and they continued to improve. I found myself getting happier and happier, and on the day I … Continue reading 31
WHAT TIME IS IT? IT’S VALENTINES!
Well, almost. Yes, we are fast approaching my absolute favourite day of the year. Despite being ridiculously single, and have been for the last 4 Valentine's Days, I still absolutely love this day, because I'm a massive romantic and love that this is essentially a free pass to go as wild as you like with … Continue reading WHAT TIME IS IT? IT’S VALENTINES!
Love and Marriage
Go together like a car and pedals. (It's not as catchy as a horse and carriage, but that's quite an outdated simile. Whatever, I'm not a poet) I'm at that age where a lot of my friends are getting married, or engaged, or having children. This year I saw two friends get engaged and two … Continue reading Love and Marriage
Getting to know you…
Mind when Faceyb surveys were all the rage? They keep popping up in my "On This Day" thing, because I was hella cool and filled in shit loads. Well...I'M BRINGING THEM BACK! Time to explore the mind of Judy Alfereti Why are you single? Oh god, cutting straight to it, eh? No warm up, nothing. … Continue reading Getting to know you…
Unfortunately, I had to delete my last post about a certain nude show, and I am not allowed to talk about it until further notice. So sorry about that. Rest assured, I am just as disappointed as you. Anyway, moving on, I'm sure you're all dying to know what is happening with my vagina. Well....a … Continue reading Celebacy