Good news everyone- yer gurl is getting feelings again. I am no longer an emotionless robot. It is terrifying.
Two days ago, I turned 31. But don’t worry, I’m still ridiculously attractive.
Honestly, what a babe.
Well, almost. Yes, we are fast approaching my absolute favourite day of the year. Despite being ridiculously single, and have been for the last 4 Valentine’s Days, I still absolutely love this day, because I’m a massive romantic and love that this is essentially a free pass to go as wild as you like with your affection showers. And boy, do I go wild! Anyway, with V-Day creeping up around the corner, and writing my show, I’ve been thinking a lot about my attitude to love and relationships and how this is developing and growing.
Go together like a car and pedals. (It’s not as catchy as a horse and carriage, but that’s quite an outdated simile. Whatever, I’m not a poet)
Mind when Faceyb surveys were all the rage? They keep popping up in my “On This Day” thing, because I was hella cool and filled in shit loads. Well…I’M BRINGING THEM BACK!
Time to explore the mind of Judy Alfereti
Unfortunately, I had to delete my last post about a certain nude show, and I am not allowed to talk about it until further notice. So sorry about that. Rest assured, I am just as disappointed as you.
Anyway, moving on, I’m sure you’re all dying to know what is happening with my vagina. Well….a big fat nothing. Ziltch. Nadda. Nae action. For those who know me, know my previous blog, or read my now deleted post, you’re probably just as shocked as I am.