Just like the prodigal son, I've returned. After almost a year away from blogging, I thought I better give the ole girl an update. Mainly because I've been sending my CV out with links to the website, and an out of date website is not a good look. But you know what is a good … Continue reading “Don’t Talk To Me About Love” Round 2
It's February: the most romantic month of the year. Hence, renaming it Februromantary, because it is as accurate as it is catchy. Before I continue, I'd just like to say thank you for all the kind words to me and my family regarding my sister's passing. It was a difficult time, but we're coping. Thanks … Continue reading Februromantary
Good news everyone- yer gurl is getting feelings again. I am no longer an emotionless robot. It is terrifying. One of my favourite quotes is from Chuck Palahniuk's book "Choke": "Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it. What would Jesus not do?" … Continue reading Feelings
Two days ago, I turned 31. But don't worry, I'm still ridiculously attractive. Honestly, what a babe. 30 was a weird year for me, very mixed feelings. However, in the last six months, things started to get better, and they continued to improve. I found myself getting happier and happier, and on the day I … Continue reading 31
WHAT TIME IS IT? IT’S VALENTINES!
Well, almost. Yes, we are fast approaching my absolute favourite day of the year. Despite being ridiculously single, and have been for the last 4 Valentine's Days, I still absolutely love this day, because I'm a massive romantic and love that this is essentially a free pass to go as wild as you like with … Continue reading WHAT TIME IS IT? IT’S VALENTINES!
Play it Cool; Make the Boys Drool.
If you know me, you know my first defining feature is that I'm super hot. The second most defining thing about me is that I am super cool. Exhibit A: Ever seen anything cooler? No, me neither. Despite being ridiculously cool, the one thing I cannot do for the life of me is play it cool. … Continue reading Play it Cool; Make the Boys Drool.
So, you may or may not already know, but I was a contestant on series 2 of Naked Attraction (episode 7 to be precise). If you haven't seen it, you can watch it here. "What is Naked Attraction?" I hear some of you shout. Well, it's a dating show where you choose your date based purely … Continue reading Naked Attraction
Getting to know you…
Mind when Faceyb surveys were all the rage? They keep popping up in my "On This Day" thing, because I was hella cool and filled in shit loads. Well...I'M BRINGING THEM BACK! Time to explore the mind of Judy Alfereti Why are you single? Oh god, cutting straight to it, eh? No warm up, nothing. … Continue reading Getting to know you…
ONE MONTH DOWN
So, I made it through the whole of January without pumping anyone. Gold medal for me! I mean, it's not really an achievement, certainly not Nobel Prize worthy, but Deffz blog worthy. How do I feel? Just dandy. Don't get me wrong, there were a few times I messaged a hottie or two when I … Continue reading ONE MONTH DOWN
Unfortunately, I had to delete my last post about a certain nude show, and I am not allowed to talk about it until further notice. So sorry about that. Rest assured, I am just as disappointed as you. Anyway, moving on, I'm sure you're all dying to know what is happening with my vagina. Well....a … Continue reading Celebacy