Two days ago, I turned 31. But don’t worry, I’m still ridiculously attractive.
Honestly, what a babe.
Tag: dating
WHAT TIME IS IT? IT’S VALENTINES!
Well, almost. Yes, we are fast approaching my absolute favourite day of the year. Despite being ridiculously single, and have been for the last 4 Valentine’s Days, I still absolutely love this day, because I’m a massive romantic and love that this is essentially a free pass to go as wild as you like with your affection showers. And boy, do I go wild! Anyway, with V-Day creeping up around the corner, and writing my show, I’ve been thinking a lot about my attitude to love and relationships and how this is developing and growing.
Play it Cool; Make the Boys Drool.
If you know me, you know my first defining feature is that I’m super hot. The second most defining thing about me is that I am super cool.
Exhibit A:
Ever seen anything cooler? No, me neither.
Naked Attraction
So, you may or may not already know, but I was a contestant on series 2 of Naked Attraction (episode 7 to be precise). If you haven’t seen it, you can watch it here. “What is Naked Attraction?” I hear some of you shout. Well, it’s a dating show where you choose your date based purely on naked, phsyical attraction. Basically, we all get naked and I’m like “yeah, you’re hot, let’s bang”. A more in depth description, courtesy of Wikipedia:
Getting to know you…
Mind when Faceyb surveys were all the rage? They keep popping up in my “On This Day” thing, because I was hella cool and filled in shit loads. Well…I’M BRINGING THEM BACK!
Time to explore the mind of Judy Alfereti
ONE MONTH DOWN
So, I made it through the whole of January without pumping anyone. Gold medal for me! I mean, it’s not really an achievement, certainly not Nobel Prize worthy, but Deffz blog worthy. How do I feel? Just dandy.
Celebacy
Unfortunately, I had to delete my last post about a certain nude show, and I am not allowed to talk about it until further notice. So sorry about that. Rest assured, I am just as disappointed as you.
Anyway, moving on, I’m sure you’re all dying to know what is happening with my vagina. Well….a big fat nothing. Ziltch. Nadda. Nae action. For those who know me, know my previous blog, or read my now deleted post, you’re probably just as shocked as I am.
