Good news everyone- yer gurl is getting feelings again. I am no longer an emotionless robot. It is terrifying.
Two days ago, I turned 31. But don’t worry, I’m still ridiculously attractive.
Honestly, what a babe.
Well, almost. Yes, we are fast approaching my absolute favourite day of the year. Despite being ridiculously single, and have been for the last 4 Valentine’s Days, I still absolutely love this day, because I’m a massive romantic and love that this is essentially a free pass to go as wild as you like with your affection showers. And boy, do I go wild! Anyway, with V-Day creeping up around the corner, and writing my show, I’ve been thinking a lot about my attitude to love and relationships and how this is developing and growing.
If you know me, you know my first defining feature is that I’m super hot. The second most defining thing about me is that I am super cool.
Ever seen anything cooler? No, me neither.
So, you may or may not already know, but I was a contestant on series 2 of Naked Attraction (episode 7 to be precise). If you haven’t seen it, you can watch it here. “What is Naked Attraction?” I hear some of you shout. Well, it’s a dating show where you choose your date based purely on naked, phsyical attraction. Basically, we all get naked and I’m like “yeah, you’re hot, let’s bang”. A more in depth description, courtesy of Wikipedia:
Mind when Faceyb surveys were all the rage? They keep popping up in my “On This Day” thing, because I was hella cool and filled in shit loads. Well…I’M BRINGING THEM BACK!
Time to explore the mind of Judy Alfereti
So, I made it through the whole of January without pumping anyone. Gold medal for me! I mean, it’s not really an achievement, certainly not Nobel Prize worthy, but Deffz blog worthy. How do I feel? Just dandy.