SORRY I’VE BEEN REALLY BUSY SHAGGING AND WRITING AND A NEW JOB AND FLAT HUNTING AND SHAGGING SO I HAVEN’T UPDATED IN A WHILE BUT HERE I AM WITH ALL DA NEWS.
Tag: sex
ONE MONTH DOWN
So, I made it through the whole of January without pumping anyone. Gold medal for me! I mean, it’s not really an achievement, certainly not Nobel Prize worthy, but Deffz blog worthy. How do I feel? Just dandy.
Celebacy
Unfortunately, I had to delete my last post about a certain nude show, and I am not allowed to talk about it until further notice. So sorry about that. Rest assured, I am just as disappointed as you.
Anyway, moving on, I’m sure you’re all dying to know what is happening with my vagina. Well….a big fat nothing. Ziltch. Nadda. Nae action. For those who know me, know my previous blog, or read my now deleted post, you’re probably just as shocked as I am.
