SORRY I'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY SHAGGING AND WRITING AND A NEW JOB AND FLAT HUNTING AND SHAGGING SO I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A WHILE BUT HERE I AM WITH ALL DA NEWS. So, aye, hello! How are you? Me, I'm great. So yeah...that celibacy thing I was trying lasted a whole 7 weeks, but now … Continue reading It’s oh so quiet
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ONE MONTH DOWN
So, I made it through the whole of January without pumping anyone. Gold medal for me! I mean, it's not really an achievement, certainly not Nobel Prize worthy, but Deffz blog worthy. How do I feel? Just dandy. Don't get me wrong, there were a few times I messaged a hottie or two when I … Continue reading ONE MONTH DOWN
Celebacy
Unfortunately, I had to delete my last post about a certain nude show, and I am not allowed to talk about it until further notice. So sorry about that. Rest assured, I am just as disappointed as you. Anyway, moving on, I'm sure you're all dying to know what is happening with my vagina. Well....a … Continue reading Celebacy