No, I'm not Josh Hartnett. I'm much sexier. However, I did also have an agonising experience that lasted 40 days and 40 nights, and it did also involve vaginas. Maybe I am him. I call this story: The Tale of the Late Period. You may recall, in February I took period delay tablets because I … Continue reading 40 Days and 40 Nights
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EVERYTHING IS A LIE
So I'm in Los Angeles for the week visiting my pal and seeing the sights and shit. It's hella good. Do you know what's not good?! LIES. Let me tell you a wee story. To get here, I got the night bus from Glasgow to London (8 hours), then flew for 11 hours and 20 … Continue reading EVERYTHING IS A LIE