Wow-wee! What an almost year it has been. I took a longer than intended break from doing creative things for several reasons, but the main one was this: Hey Jude, where's your floor? So, understandably, I did not have any mental capacity to be creative and write anything because I was living in a building … Continue reading DOES THIS STILL WORK?!
Category: Ramblings
Half Marathon
Completed it, mate. 2 hours, 45 minutes and 15 seconds. Slower than I would have liked, but my runner's stomach was not settled and I had to do an emergency runner's poo and then a runner's vomit mid-way, so all things considering, I'm very happy! AND I raised £1645 for Glasgow and Clyde Rape Crisis. … Continue reading Half Marathon
Running
You may know me as a writer, or a performer. You will all definitely know me as incredible attractive. But now, I would like to introduce you to the latest version of Judy Alfereti: Runner. Yeah, I'm a runner now. And I'm excellent at it. How can I not be? Look at me: I have … Continue reading Running
Here We Go Again
Whassup. I'm back. And still so bloody hot. Stunning. I'm not going to lie. It has been a very, very difficult 16 months. I've been dealing with a lot of trauma, I'm back in therapy, and I think I'm on the mend. I'm starting to feel more like myself, and that makes me feel positive … Continue reading Here We Go Again
Ed Fringe 2023
It's the 18th July, which means August is just around the corner, which means the biggest arts festival in the world - the Edinburgh Festival Fringe- is just around the corner. Having performed at five fringes already, naturally people want to know what I'm doing this year. The answer? Sweet fuck all. Absolutely zero performances. … Continue reading Ed Fringe 2023
Unstable Sense of Self
One of the many, many symptoms of having borderline personality disorder is having an unstable sense of self. Basically how you view yourself can constantly change, going from hella good to hella shite, and no true sense of identity. This is something I've been struggling with a lot recently and it's all down to one … Continue reading Unstable Sense of Self
OK, FINE! Let’s talk about love.
It's just over a month until my return to the Glasgow International Comedy Festival with "Don't Talk To Me About Love" (Tuesday 21st March, 6:45pm, McChuills. Tickets here.) Prep is going well. Obviously. I'm amazing. But, it's Valentine's Day aka LOVE DAY. So I thought, fuck it. Let's talk about love. Love's alright, innit? Like, … Continue reading OK, FINE! Let’s talk about love.
WHERE DID THE TIME GO?!
How did it get to the 12th of January 2023 already? HOW?! I don't know much about science, but I think this is absurd. It seems like the Fringe was yesterday, but it wasn't. It was four and a half months ago. WHAT IS HAPPENING, SCIENCE? My plan, as always, was to be more consistent … Continue reading WHERE DID THE TIME GO?!
The Alice Deejay Conundrum
The year was 1999. The threat of Y2K hung large in the air. Ross and Rachel got drunk and married in Las Vegas. The Blair Witch Project terrified audiences across the globe. And in the background, blaring out of every major radio station, Alice Deejay asked us: "Do you think you're better off alone?" Now, … Continue reading The Alice Deejay Conundrum
“Don’t Talk To Me About Love” Round 2
Just like the prodigal son, I've returned. After almost a year away from blogging, I thought I better give the ole girl an update. Mainly because I've been sending my CV out with links to the website, and an out of date website is not a good look. But you know what is a good … Continue reading “Don’t Talk To Me About Love” Round 2
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