So it is one week until we rock the socks off at the Southside Fringe (get yer tickets here, bitch). How am I feeling? Surprisingly ok. You know how usually I'm heavy, heavy stressed and over analysing and crying and screaming and stressing and drinking and shagging and stressing? Well...this time I'm only doing the … Continue reading One week to go!
So what's this "In Utero" all about anyway? Here's an interview I did (with myself) if you want to know more. Which you should, because it's amazing. Hey gurl, how are you? You look great! Thanks bitch, I feel great! You're ridiculously pretty. I can't believe anyone would ever dump you or not text you … Continue reading So what’s it all about?
Aaaaaand.... we have lift off! The Southside Fringe recently launched their programme, so I am very very very pleased to OFFICIALLY announce that we will be performing In Utero on the 23rd, 24th and 25th of May at the bungo! Look at the banging poster. Look at it. Look. At. It. Innit good? Artwork by … Continue reading Southside Fringe 2017
SORRY I'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY SHAGGING AND WRITING AND A NEW JOB AND FLAT HUNTING AND SHAGGING SO I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A WHILE BUT HERE I AM WITH ALL DA NEWS. So, aye, hello! How are you? Me, I'm great. So yeah...that celibacy thing I was trying lasted a whole 7 weeks, but now … Continue reading It’s oh so quiet
Mind when Faceyb surveys were all the rage? They keep popping up in my "On This Day" thing, because I was hella cool and filled in shit loads. Well...I'M BRINGING THEM BACK! Time to explore the mind of Judy Alfereti Why are you single? Oh god, cutting straight to it, eh? No warm up, nothing. … Continue reading Getting to know you…
So, I made it through the whole of January without pumping anyone. Gold medal for me! I mean, it's not really an achievement, certainly not Nobel Prize worthy, but Deffz blog worthy. How do I feel? Just dandy. Don't get me wrong, there were a few times I messaged a hottie or two when I … Continue reading ONE MONTH DOWN
Unfortunately, I had to delete my last post about a certain nude show, and I am not allowed to talk about it until further notice. So sorry about that. Rest assured, I am just as disappointed as you. Anyway, moving on, I'm sure you're all dying to know what is happening with my vagina. Well....a … Continue reading Celebacy
Aye, we've had a wee redesign. I wasn't going to draw attention to it just yet, as I am egerly awaiting a new logo from my pal at Infinity Potato (top lad, top designer), but man alive this was so stressful I had to rant about it. I am not a web designer. I'm using templates. Templates. Children … Continue reading New Website
It's almost the end of the year! Time has flown by eh? I'm finishing it as I started: sat at my desk, writing away. Except this time, I'm festive. Ho ho ho. So I think it's safe to say that 2016 has been the most amazing year for Fonmanu Creative to date. Ok, so we've … Continue reading 2016
Man alive, I've missed writing. Since the Fringe finished 2 months ago, I have been lazy as fuck. Haven't written a single line of dialogue, read a play, or even done any acting classes. It's been the most mind numbing 2 months, but well needed. Oh man, I was so exhausted. BUT NOW I'M ENERGISED … Continue reading Working on da redraft
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