Good news everyone- yer gurl is getting feelings again. I am no longer an emotionless robot. It is terrifying. One of my favourite quotes is from Chuck Palahniuk's book "Choke": "Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it. What would Jesus not do?" … Continue reading Feelings
Today is a sad day. A day of distraught. Of tears. Of loss. A day filled with misery, ending with crippling loneliness and despair. For today is the day that I am not allowed to watch EastEnders. And I am heartbroken. I recently started my masters in TV Fiction Writing because I am so smart … Continue reading A Sad Day
Yes, the Fringe is well and truly over for another year. This was my fourth year performing at it, and the second time Fonmanu Creative produced a show. It's also the first year I've made a profit, yaaaaaas!! I'm the ultimate baller now £££$$£££$$£££$££$ Ker-CHING. But asides from that, how was it? Weird. That's right, weird. … Continue reading Edinburgh Fringe 2019: The Aftermath
WE'RE ALMOST AT THE END OF WEEK ONE! I'm not gonna lie, I'm exhausted and on the tail end of a massive anxiety attack which was brought on by being a big ole drunky drunk. A big ole fun drunky drunk, but a drunky drunk nonetheless. Anway, how did it go?! My show went very … Continue reading Week 1 at the Edinburgh Fringe
It's been two weeks since the debut of "Don't Talk To Me About Love". How did it go? Phenomenal. Honestly, absolutely smashed it, and I'm hella proud. Hannah Rachel Cruickshank and Amelia Bayler both absolutely killed it, so it was mega great work all round. We had a bloody full house!! Full house!! I was gobsmacked. And, … Continue reading Two Weeks On and Edinburgh Fringe
I have a new show "Don't Talk To Me About Love". It's hella good and funny. But what's it all about? Well, to give you all a bit more information, here's an interview I did talking about the show, with everyone's favourite interviewer: me. Gurl! It's been a while! You're still so hot! Hello! I know … Continue reading What’s it all about, Judy?!
WHAT'S THAT? I'VE GOT A NEW SHOW? Correct! A one woman show. One woman?! Are you crazy?! Gurl, yes. So....yeah. I'm doing a one woman show. An hour long one woman show. In just over two weeks. I am not stressed out at all. THAT'S A LIE I'M HELLA STRESSED! ONE WOMAN?! ONE HOUR? WHAT WAS … Continue reading NEW SHOW!
Two days ago, I turned 31. But don't worry, I'm still ridiculously attractive. Honestly, what a babe. 30 was a weird year for me, very mixed feelings. However, in the last six months, things started to get better, and they continued to improve. I found myself getting happier and happier, and on the day I … Continue reading 31
No, I'm not Josh Hartnett. I'm much sexier. However, I did also have an agonising experience that lasted 40 days and 40 nights, and it did also involve vaginas. Maybe I am him. I call this story: The Tale of the Late Period. You may recall, in February I took period delay tablets because I … Continue reading 40 Days and 40 Nights
Last year, I spent a lot of time receiving mixed signals from men I was interested in. They were hot, they were cold, they were yes, they were no, they were Katy Perry, they weren't Katy Perry. It was all a tad confusing. However, maybe it wasn't all their fault. I use Spotify to play … Continue reading Mixed Signals.