So what’s this “In Utero” all about anyway? Here’s an interview I did (with myself) if you want to know more. Which you should, because it’s amazing.
Aaaaaand…. we have lift off!
Look at the banging poster. Look at it. Look. At. It.
Innit good? Artwork by cdmb media, what an absolute star. And as it says, tickets can be purchased here.
SORRY I’VE BEEN REALLY BUSY SHAGGING AND WRITING AND A NEW JOB AND FLAT HUNTING AND SHAGGING SO I HAVEN’T UPDATED IN A WHILE BUT HERE I AM WITH ALL DA NEWS.
Mind when Faceyb surveys were all the rage? They keep popping up in my “On This Day” thing, because I was hella cool and filled in shit loads. Well…I’M BRINGING THEM BACK!
Time to explore the mind of Judy Alfereti
So, I made it through the whole of January without pumping anyone. Gold medal for me! I mean, it’s not really an achievement, certainly not Nobel Prize worthy, but Deffz blog worthy. How do I feel? Just dandy.
Unfortunately, I had to delete my last post about a certain nude show, and I am not allowed to talk about it until further notice. So sorry about that. Rest assured, I am just as disappointed as you.
Anyway, moving on, I’m sure you’re all dying to know what is happening with my vagina. Well….a big fat nothing. Ziltch. Nadda. Nae action. For those who know me, know my previous blog, or read my now deleted post, you’re probably just as shocked as I am.
Aye, we’ve had a wee redesign. I wasn’t going to draw attention to it just yet, as I am egerly awaiting a new logo from my pal at Infinity Potato (top lad, top designer), but man alive this was so stressful I had to rant about it.
I am not a web designer. I’m using templates. Templates. Children can use templates, animals can use templates, so surely I- a 28 year old educated woman- can use a template?
Can I fuck!