Yes, that is correct. I am now thirty years old. Thirty. 3-0. Isn't that something?! I never thought I would make it to thirty, but here I am, grey hair and all. I still look about 23 though so that's good. Look at me. Look. Like a little baby. (Excuse the wrinkles around my eyes. … Continue reading THIRTY YEARS OLD
Category: Ramblings
I’m tired.
It's been a while since I've updated you on what's going on in the FC world. The main reason for that is: I'm tired. I'm fucking exhausted. I needed a break. A big ole break from everything. No writing, no acting, nothing. How did it make me feel? Guilty. I should be doing something. I … Continue reading I’m tired.
My life in therapy- One Year On
So you know how I'm a bit of a disaster? A hurricane of emotion. A whirlwind of despair. A typhoon of ecstasy. A tornado of metaphors. I went to therapy to sort my shit out. It popped up on my On This Day thingy that it was a year ago that I had my first … Continue reading My life in therapy- One Year On
Naked Attraction
So, you may or may not already know, but I was a contestant on series 2 of Naked Attraction (episode 7 to be precise). If you haven't seen it, you can watch it here. "What is Naked Attraction?" I hear some of you shout. Well, it's a dating show where you choose your date based purely … Continue reading Naked Attraction
Where you been, gurrrl?
Holla! So aye, I've been super quiet recently and for this I apologise. I know you all missed me, and I missed you too. BUT HERE I AM, BETTER THAN EVER WITH, LIKE, HUNNERZ TO SAY, AND HUNNERZ OF IDEAS. First of all, our run of In Utero at the Southside Fringe went fantastically. Honestly, … Continue reading Where you been, gurrrl?
It’s oh so quiet
SORRY I'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY SHAGGING AND WRITING AND A NEW JOB AND FLAT HUNTING AND SHAGGING SO I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A WHILE BUT HERE I AM WITH ALL DA NEWS. So, aye, hello! How are you? Me, I'm great. So yeah...that celibacy thing I was trying lasted a whole 7 weeks, but now … Continue reading It’s oh so quiet
Getting to know you…
Mind when Faceyb surveys were all the rage? They keep popping up in my "On This Day" thing, because I was hella cool and filled in shit loads. Well...I'M BRINGING THEM BACK! Time to explore the mind of Judy Alfereti Why are you single? Oh god, cutting straight to it, eh? No warm up, nothing. … Continue reading Getting to know you…
ONE MONTH DOWN
So, I made it through the whole of January without pumping anyone. Gold medal for me! I mean, it's not really an achievement, certainly not Nobel Prize worthy, but Deffz blog worthy. How do I feel? Just dandy. Don't get me wrong, there were a few times I messaged a hottie or two when I … Continue reading ONE MONTH DOWN
Celebacy
Unfortunately, I had to delete my last post about a certain nude show, and I am not allowed to talk about it until further notice. So sorry about that. Rest assured, I am just as disappointed as you. Anyway, moving on, I'm sure you're all dying to know what is happening with my vagina. Well....a … Continue reading Celebacy
New Website
Aye, we've had a wee redesign. I wasn't going to draw attention to it just yet, as I am egerly awaiting a new logo from my pal at Infinity Potato (top lad, top designer), but man alive this was so stressful I had to rant about it. I am not a web designer. I'm using templates. Templates. Children … Continue reading New Website
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